(via th3se)
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
(Source: radichul, via jamminjimi)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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(via jamminjimi)
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
(Source: meandmy69cats, via lilnigg-let)
